\n'+
"Darren's Dynamic HTML Demo Page
\n";
// Make 'em really nervous
output += "I'm Doctor Wizard, and I know everything about your computer...
";
// Taunt them if they have lower than 256 color resolution
if (window.screen.colorDepth >= 8) {
//alert("You have a decent monitor")
output += " You have a decent monitor!
\n";
}
else {
//alert("Your monitor and video card suck!");
output += " Your monitor really sucks, man
\n";
}
// Other stuff
output += " Your Available Window Screen Height: "+oClientCaps.availheight+"
\n";
output += " Your Available Window Screen Width: "+oClientCaps.availwidth+"
";
output += " Your CPU Class is: "+oClientCaps.cpuClass+"
\n";
output += " Your Current Connection Type is: "+oClientCaps.connectionType+"
\n";
output += " Your Current Platform is: "+oClientCaps.platform+"
\n";
output += "
";
output += " You have 32 megabytes of porno on your hard drive!!!!!!
\n";
// Figure out which browser they have
isNav4 = (navigator.appName == "Netscape");
isIE4 = (navigator.appName.indexOf("Microsoft") != -1);
// If it's netscape, boot them to my "Boo Netscape" page.
if (isNav4) {
window.location.href="BooNetscape.html"
} else if (isIE4) {
//alert("IE4 and 5 are welcome here!")
output += " You are running either IE4 or 5 (I Don't Care which one you run).
\n"
} else {
//alert("What the fuck are you using, Opera?");
}
// Build bottom header
output +=' ';
output +='
This Site Is Powered By:
\n';
output +='
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output +='
\n';
output +='